Tag: life
group name: timetosmile
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December 19, 2006 01:00 PM EST --
A Hamilton (New Zealand) Analyst Programmer, Simon Travaglia, was caught last week baking a cake from a recipe he found 'On the Internet..'. Police were called in when neighbours became suspicious . . . more
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January 01, 2007 02:39 PM EST --
After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, "I love you, but I know this other woman loves you too, and she would love to spend some time . . . more
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January 06, 2007 01:04 PM EST --
I ran into a stranger as he passed by,
" Oh excuse me please" was my reply.
He said, " Please excuse me too;
I wasn't watching for you."
We were very polite, this stranger . . . more
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December 20, 2006 09:27 AM EST --
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and . . . more
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December 24, 2006 09:26 AM EST --
Q: What is a dog's favorite sport?
A: Formula 1 drooling!
Q: What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk?
A: A Great Dane out!
Q: Where does . . . more
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December 12, 2006 01:35 AM EST --
1. First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady
During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until . . . more
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January 08, 2007 03:38 AM EST --
Joining the teaching field, I got to explore and develope my capabilities and enhance my potential as well. I received many opportunities as I created opportunities for the students. In the process . . . more
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December 31, 2006 02:57 AM EST --
What had happened that night was on the mind of the neighbourhood. However nobody dared to raise an eyebrow as thery believed that it was not their right to interfer in other's live. A week later to . . . more
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January 08, 2007 07:20 AM EST --
My mom only had one eye.
i hated her... she was such an embarressment..
my mom ran a small shop at a flea market.
she collected little weeds and such to sell...
anything for the money we needed
she . . . more
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January 08, 2007 11:12 AM EST --
You are the one
Who has fullfilled my dreams.
You are the one
Who has given me self esteem.
You are the one
In which I love;
You are the one
Who came from the heavens above.
Without you, my life . . . more
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February 27, 2007 12:08 PM EST --
Dear friends and close combatants-
After a highly busy winter, I have made it back to Gatherville. I have missed the conversations here, and am very glad to see old friends on here.
I would initially . . . more
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July 30, 2007 03:39 PM EDT --
I am just going to ramble a bit.
I have been told~recently~and by three different people that I am "complicated".
So....I had no idea I was complicated. When the first person told me, . . . more
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April 02, 2008 08:14 AM EDT --
(just for fun)
The one thing I need right now is _____________!
For me...it's a vacation. :-)
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December 11, 2006 01:32 PM EST --
Dance as if no one is watching
Love as though you've never been hurt before
Sing as if no one is listening
Live as if heaven is on earth
-anonymous
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December 16, 2006 05:51 AM EST --
Do you have room in your home for a cat for a few weeks?
Jippy is a 7 year old desexed male domestic shorthair cat. His guardian is in transition right now and has asked me if I would find a foster home . . . more
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December 27, 2006 12:59 AM EST --
Folks, see what I got in my email:
Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house,
Every creature was hurting-- even the mouse.
The toys were all broken, their batteries dead;
Santa passed . . . more
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December 02, 2007 03:54 PM EST --
When you look at the sunrise
Think of me
When you look at the sunset
Think of me
When you see the rainbow
Think of me
When you go to the Beach
Think of me
When you take a walk
Think of . . . more
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December 28, 2006 03:42 AM EST --
Oh off I go typing and typing my students work so that i can send their entries in a poetry competition. I just wish them all the best as this is their first attempt. Its not a matter of winning . . . more
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January 08, 2007 11:16 AM EST --
You're the love of my life,
the one I never thought I'd find,
I think about you always,
I can't get you off my mind,
the days go by,
and you're not here,
I long for the moment, . . . more
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December 25, 2006 01:19 AM EST --
As we eagerly await the beauty of the Christmas season
And we're looking forward to its joys and celebrations
Let's remember that there are those who will awaken to a Christmas morning . . . more
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