Tag: joke
group name: timetosmile
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April 01, 2008 09:15 PM EDT --
This being April Fools Day, I wonder how many people either played a joke on someone, or were themselves a victim of this tradition.
Is it outdated, or is it still a fun thing to do or be a part of? . . . more
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February 06, 2007 12:00 PM EST --
EMERGENCY ROOM
The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and Stuck a patch that I had ordered off the Internet . . . more
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January 01, 2007 10:11 PM EST --
I’m going to run out of my backlog of emails soon. I thought these were funny.
What a Way to Go!
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A Huge . . . more
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January 09, 2007 09:17 PM EST --
Does this hold true. It made me wonder when I got it in an email.
When you are dating... ...Farting is never an issue.
When you are married... ...You make sure there's nothing . . . more
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April 28, 2007 09:26 PM EDT --
This girl I know lives on the 4th floor of an apartment, and even though it is a fairly good neighborhood, she has been having trouble with a Peeping Tom that lives next door...
Every time . . . more
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May 04, 2007 07:12 PM EDT --
Welfare applications
For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a level. The following quotations are taken from actual letters received by . . . more
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December 11, 2007 01:11 PM EST --
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
* (1) "Fine":
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
* (2) "Five Minutes":
If she is getting dressed, . . . more
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October 11, 2007 04:39 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these and hope others do. They came in my email.
An oldie that I still get a chuckle out of.
A husband and wife were at a party chatting . . . more
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March 13, 2007 11:01 AM EDT --
I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud. These are real notes written by parents in an ALABAMA school district. Spellings have been left intact.
My son is under . . . more
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May 20, 2007 07:54 PM EDT --
The differeances...
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July 05, 2007 01:17 PM EDT --
--Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of
President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both
of the books were kept. . . . more
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July 25, 2008 06:33 PM EDT --
I had a drug problem as a child myself! Did you?
"THE OTHER DAY, SOMEONE AT A STORE IN OUR TOWN READ THAT A METHAMPHETAMINE LAB HAD BEEN FOUND IN AN OLD FARMHOUSE IN THE ADJOINING COUNTY. . . . more
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January 08, 2007 10:18 AM EST --
Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary:
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8:00 am Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 . . . more
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January 02, 2007 11:37 AM EST --
This one is just a little different. That is what I thought when I read it in an email.
A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed . . . more
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January 14, 2007 06:35 PM EST --
This caused me to laugh when I saw it. Maybe others will enjoy it to. It came in an email.
As Super Bowl XLI comes around the bend, now is a good time to reflect on Super Bowl XXXVIII—not . . . more
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October 24, 2007 12:02 AM EDT --
A woman answered the knock at her door and
found a destitute man. He wanted to earn money
by doing odd jobs, so she asked, "Can you paint?"
"Yes," he said, "I'm a pretty . . . more
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July 11, 2007 03:19 PM EDT --
With the average cost for a Nursing Home per day reaching $188.00,there is a better way when we get old & feeble. I have already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn for a combined long term . . . more
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July 22, 2007 11:17 PM EDT --
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."
You must now refer to them . . . more
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July 26, 2007 11:12 PM EDT --
HILLYBILLY DAYVORCE
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
The lawyer said, "How can I help you?"
The farmer said, "I . . . more
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July 27, 2007 02:10 PM EDT --
Ann Landers challenged her readers to come up with the world's third-biggest lie -- right after "The check is in the mail" and "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you." . . . more
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