Tag: humorous
group name: timetosmile
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January 06, 2007 10:39 AM EST --
I thought these were cute when they came in an email.
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter:
Eskimo Pi
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2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale . . . more
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January 06, 2007 11:28 AM EST --
I enjoyed these when I found them posted on a website.
March Planned For Next August
Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip
Patient At Death's . . . more
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January 10, 2007 11:43 PM EST --
When I looked at this email I got a laugh out of it.
Now that I have your attention!!!
Last night, my friends and I went to a Strip Club.
One of the guys wanted to impress the rest of us, so he pulled . . . more
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January 12, 2007 10:01 PM EST --
This is hilarious. I just found it in my email.
Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hill Billy's.....
You gotta sing it!!!!
Come listen to a story 'bout a man named John,
A poor ex-marine with . . . more
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January 01, 2007 10:11 PM EST --
I’m going to run out of my backlog of emails soon. I thought these were funny.
What a Way to Go!
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A Huge . . . more
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January 09, 2007 09:17 PM EST --
Does this hold true. It made me wonder when I got it in an email.
When you are dating... ...Farting is never an issue.
When you are married... ...You make sure there's nothing . . . more
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January 14, 2007 02:56 AM EST --
This one I have seen before but thought it good enough to share and hope some of you have not seen it before. It came in my email.
FINE
This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel . . . more
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December 14, 2006 11:28 AM EST --
I just got this in an email.
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old
is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so
excited about aging that . . . more
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December 16, 2006 09:35 AM EST --
I have heard some on this list before but not all. It contains enough humor to share.
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I . . . more
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January 19, 2007 10:28 PM EST --
This is great. Go to the website and see. I recieved this in an email.
Now you can see anyone's drivers license on the internet, including your own! It asks for U.S. info, but fortunately . . . more
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January 14, 2007 10:55 AM EST --
I enjoyed these when I saw them on another website. No author was named.
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland . . . more
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January 02, 2007 11:37 AM EST --
This one is just a little different. That is what I thought when I read it in an email.
A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed . . . more
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January 14, 2007 06:35 PM EST --
This caused me to laugh when I saw it. Maybe others will enjoy it to. It came in an email.
As Super Bowl XLI comes around the bend, now is a good time to reflect on Super Bowl XXXVIII—not . . . more
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October 11, 2007 04:39 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these and hope others do. They came in my email.
An oldie that I still get a chuckle out of.
A husband and wife were at a party chatting . . . more
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January 13, 2007 10:53 AM EST --
I have heard this one before and I thought is was great. I just recieved it again in an email.
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, . . . more
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December 19, 2006 09:47 PM EST --
I wonder how correct this is. I got it in an email.
You have two cows. If you're...
...socialist, you keep one and give one to your neighbor.
...communist, the government takes them . . . more
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January 12, 2007 10:22 AM EST --
Some very interesting statements. I recieved these in an email.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station... GO FIGURE!
If Fed Ex . . . more
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February 23, 2007 07:37 PM EST --
I thought this was great when I saw it in my email. I have seen a couple of these before but most of it is new to me.
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading . . . more
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January 04, 2007 01:32 AM EST --
Some like these are found around toilets in many places. I recieved these in an email.
Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.----
Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.
Remember, . . . more
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January 09, 2007 08:54 AM EST --
This got a good chuckle from me this morning. It was posted on another website with no author listed.
Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
There is always a lot to be thankful . . . more
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