Tag: humor
group name: timetosmile
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January 06, 2007 10:39 AM EST --
I thought these were cute when they came in an email.
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter:
Eskimo Pi
<hr>
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale . . . more
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May 01, 2007 04:38 AM EDT --
This is one I thought many could relate to when I read it in my email.
Real mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to make it.
Real mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably . . . more
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March 30, 2008 04:20 PM EDT --
(not to be confused with boots, beer and barbecue) C);-)
The Buffalo Theory
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo
Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: . . . more
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January 28, 2008 11:22 AM EST --
Ten Reasons Why TV Is Better Than The World-Wide Web
1. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.
2. When was the last time you tuned in to "Friends" . . . more
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February 26, 2008 04:52 PM EST --
Things Not To Say During Childbirth....
-- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.
-- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts? . . . more
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October 11, 2007 04:39 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these and hope others do. They came in my email.
An oldie that I still get a chuckle out of.
A husband and wife were at a party chatting . . . more
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March 20, 2008 09:41 PM EDT --
...Or did they misspell it? C);-)
A story from . . . more
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January 06, 2007 11:28 AM EST --
I enjoyed these when I found them posted on a website.
March Planned For Next August
Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip
Patient At Death's . . . more
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January 10, 2007 11:43 PM EST --
When I looked at this email I got a laugh out of it.
Now that I have your attention!!!
Last night, my friends and I went to a Strip Club.
One of the guys wanted to impress the rest of us, so he pulled . . . more
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April 30, 2007 11:55 PM EDT --
I recently returned from a 6 day spring vacation on South Beach, in Miami Beach, Florida USA. One of the suprises that South Beach had in store for us was that it was a topless beach. . . . more
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February 06, 2007 12:00 PM EST --
EMERGENCY ROOM
The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and Stuck a patch that I had ordered off the Internet . . . more
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July 21, 2008 02:08 PM EDT --
Sorry, I am late and lean with today's update. I just got off a conference call with Gather Central, where I had a sneak peek at the new format you will see tomorrow. I . . . more
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August 17, 2008 08:21 PM EDT --
BEIJING. Confronted with a certified copy of her birth certificate by Chinese officials, Olympic silver medalist Dana Torres today admitted that she is not 41 years and that she added . . . more
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August 12, 2007 01:39 PM EDT --
(from email)
SUBJECT: Love Dress
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house.
She saw her daughter-in . . . more
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April 04, 2008 10:34 PM EDT --
Oh, It Was Nothing, Really..
A team of researchers from the University . . . more
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December 20, 2006 09:27 AM EST --
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and . . . more
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August 29, 2007 02:09 PM EDT --
I hope these are enjoyable. I received them in my email.
Call the School
Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school.In order to assist . . . more
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September 03, 2007 09:19 AM EDT --
This list is so long I just put the one item in the article. I’m not sure all of the statements are correct. I received this in my email.
VERY AMUSING IRRELEVANT FACTS
. . . more
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September 07, 2007 10:35 PM EDT --
I thought others would enjoy these when I read them in my email.
I’ve heard this one before and blonde was not mentioned then either.
A new young bride calls . . . more
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September 28, 2007 12:52 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these when I found them in my email. I hope others will too.
I’ve heard several of these before.
Dear God:
I didn't think orange . . . more
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