Tag: funny
group name: timetosmile
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April 01, 2008 09:15 PM EDT --
This being April Fools Day, I wonder how many people either played a joke on someone, or were themselves a victim of this tradition.
Is it outdated, or is it still a fun thing to do or be a part of? . . . more
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December 19, 2006 01:00 PM EST --
A Hamilton (New Zealand) Analyst Programmer, Simon Travaglia, was caught last week baking a cake from a recipe he found 'On the Internet..'. Police were called in when neighbours became suspicious . . . more
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July 02, 2008 02:21 PM EDT --
My youngest son Skyler Kai is now 28 months old, but he is still taking his afternoon naps. If I do not put him in for a nap, he will end up a sleep on the floor, on th couch or whereever he sees fit. . . . more
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January 06, 2007 11:28 AM EST --
I enjoyed these when I found them posted on a website.
March Planned For Next August
Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip
Patient At Death's . . . more
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January 10, 2007 11:43 PM EST --
When I looked at this email I got a laugh out of it.
Now that I have your attention!!!
Last night, my friends and I went to a Strip Club.
One of the guys wanted to impress the rest of us, so he pulled . . . more
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February 06, 2007 12:00 PM EST --
EMERGENCY ROOM
The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and Stuck a patch that I had ordered off the Internet . . . more
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October 11, 2007 04:39 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these and hope others do. They came in my email.
An oldie that I still get a chuckle out of.
A husband and wife were at a party chatting . . . more
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January 01, 2007 10:11 PM EST --
I’m going to run out of my backlog of emails soon. I thought these were funny.
What a Way to Go!
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A Huge . . . more
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January 09, 2007 09:17 PM EST --
Does this hold true. It made me wonder when I got it in an email.
When you are dating... ...Farting is never an issue.
When you are married... ...You make sure there's nothing . . . more
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January 08, 2007 10:18 AM EST --
Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary:
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8:00 am Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 . . . more
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January 09, 2008 01:14 PM EST --
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.
He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep . . . more
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January 12, 2007 10:01 PM EST --
This is hilarious. I just found it in my email.
Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hill Billy's.....
You gotta sing it!!!!
Come listen to a story 'bout a man named John,
A poor ex-marine with . . . more
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April 28, 2007 09:26 PM EDT --
This girl I know lives on the 4th floor of an apartment, and even though it is a fairly good neighborhood, she has been having trouble with a Peeping Tom that lives next door...
Every time . . . more
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May 04, 2007 07:12 PM EDT --
Welfare applications
For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a level. The following quotations are taken from actual letters received by . . . more
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December 11, 2007 01:11 PM EST --
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
* (1) "Fine":
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
* (2) "Five Minutes":
If she is getting dressed, . . . more
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January 14, 2007 02:56 AM EST --
This one I have seen before but thought it good enough to share and hope some of you have not seen it before. It came in my email.
FINE
This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel . . . more
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May 20, 2007 07:54 PM EDT --
The differeances...
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July 05, 2007 01:17 PM EDT --
--Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of
President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both
of the books were kept. . . . more
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July 25, 2008 06:33 PM EDT --
I had a drug problem as a child myself! Did you?
"THE OTHER DAY, SOMEONE AT A STORE IN OUR TOWN READ THAT A METHAMPHETAMINE LAB HAD BEEN FOUND IN AN OLD FARMHOUSE IN THE ADJOINING COUNTY. . . . more
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August 29, 2007 02:09 PM EDT --
I hope these are enjoyable. I received them in my email.
Call the School
Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school.In order to assist . . . more
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